I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sorry about my life...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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