you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just invented taco cereal.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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