I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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