I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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