The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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