Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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