I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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