They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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