Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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