dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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