love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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