Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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