when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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