just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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