and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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