I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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