i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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