I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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