i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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