Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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