We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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