Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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