What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
