i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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