Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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