from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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