I wannas sexs uuuuu
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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