Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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