How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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