If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
