...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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