i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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