Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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