NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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