i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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