Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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