if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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