So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
