all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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