remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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