talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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