a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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