3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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