I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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