I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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