goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
