R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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