plz talk dirty to me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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