i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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