sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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